the bigger the hair the closer to gawd
“My travels were long and intense. I travelled only at night, fearful of encountering creatures living in the mountains. Nature decayed and the sun became heat-less ; snow poured around me ; rivers were frozen; the surface of the rock was hard and chill, and bare, and I found no shelter. Then I heard the roars and it was there …”
— Svetlana Prezkovicova, Russian Scout